The Stone Phone - Made to Order

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The Stone Phone - Made to Order

200.00

The Stone Phone is the modern day solution to the modern day nonsense of never-ending texts, beeps, calls, dings, dongs, bings, bangs, buzz, booz, toots, twats, tweets, and every other possible combination of distractions that emerge, and explode, from the cellular phone in your hand or pocket, purse or bag....

My offer to you is so very simple.  I will make you your very own Stone Phone, which is made out of the finest Italian marble, with googley eyes, clay, paper, tape, and other mysterious and important elements that cannot be disclosed.  It will not bing, bang, zoom, loom.  It will simply sit in your hand, or on your desk, or in your pocket, and very calmly remind you that some things just have weight.  They are there to keep you grounded.  They are touch-stones.  This is your Stone Phone Touch Stone. You can thank me for this later,  I know it is something you don't even know you need. But trust me, you need it.

Each phone is custom made to order and takes up to two weeks to make.  Please have patience, it is the whole point.  Your phone will come with a set of instructions, please read them carefully.  It will also come with a set of rules, please follow them to the best of your abilities.  Once one whole month has passed that you have been using your very new old Stone Phone, I would like you to then call me on it so we can talk about its great benefits in your life.
 

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